Monday, August 31, 2015

In the words of Friedrich Nietzsche...

"That which does not kill us, makes us stronger."
I love sugar, and I especially love it in the guise of a cake.
I recently bought a big, cheap, bundt cake at the grocery store and, as the epitome of moderation, was only eating 1/5 of the cake per day, shortly after breakfast (I like my rituals).  On the 5th day I divided the large remaining portion in two (so that it would fit on my dainty dessert plate) and scarfed  down Part 1 in a matter of seconds.  When I went back to the kitchen to plate Part 2, a ray of bright morning sun revealed that the whole slice was coated in a layer of mold.
Yes.
I stared into space, thinking about all the mold I had just eaten.
Had I been eating and efficiently processing mold for a few days or was I minutes away from a trip to the ER?  Should I take a Benadryl?
I opted to drink a large vegetable smoothie with a medicinal shot of vodka.
Days later, I live to write about it.  Bring on the clearance  baked goods!

I lament the passing of a warrior.
My dad bought this garden cart for me at least 15 years ago.
Every time it cracked, I cobbled it together with mending plates and deck screws and I used the heck out of it but this weekend it hauled its last 250 lb. load of gravel.  The back wheel section broke off and yes, I tried to use it like a wheelbarrow, but I finally conceded it's time for a new garden cart.

Spread your wings but DON'T FLY.
My baby chicks are now teenagers.  
They've been introduced to the flock and taken up residence in the hen house.
Three of the babies are little bantams and I'd read that bantams are fliers.  It's far safer for my chickens to stay in my backyard so I enlisted the aid of a friend to teach me how to clip their wings.
That was nerve wracking!
The feathers in the photo are just from 1 chicken and he said we did a very conservative clip.
I'm a nervous pet owner because the chickens were fairly calm during the process.
I learned that if you cut the wrong feather, they could potentially bleed to death but all you have to do, if that happens, is take needle nose pliers and pull the bleeding feather out by the root; kind of like plucking a REALLY big, bloody eyebrow.
OR, when it's time to clip wings again, I'll trade him another haircut for the service.
(sigh of relief)
Here they are...
...safe and sound and easily able to roost, even with a diminished feather count.

Random photo of the frogs who live in my wind chimes.
They are always there, in the same location.  I don't know if the bugs come to them, or if they leave their bamboo apartments at night and hunt.  Guess I'll be out there with the flashlight tonight.

Let's end on a vaguely creepy note,
just for fun.
I find this label unsettling.
Can't put my finger on  exactly why...




Monday, August 24, 2015

It's in the Bible, more or less

I want figs.
I'm a patient gardener but when it comes to figs and guavas
It's time!!!
I was enjoying morning coffee on the deck with Mike when I caught sight of my fig plant and suddenly, my coffee joy was gone.  I stomped down the deck stairs to examine the shrub more closely, all the time grumbling that it was about damn time I got some damn figs, grrr!
"Grouse and ye shall receive!"
(paraphrasing Matthew)
Tiny baby figs!!! (photobombed by one of the Bettys)
I check them every day now, trying to beat the rats and raccoons to the harvest.

Our morning coffee ritual
also prepares us for the rigors of a Florida summer day.
Mike spent a 3-day weekend taking down the old poultry run (which was basically a raccoon buffet that exclusively served chicken) and building a smaller, extremely secure run to protect my birds.  I had the important job of replenishing his beverages and cheering him on from inside the air conditioned house.  The new Chicken Ft. Knox is fabulous but left a moat of dirt that turns to muck in the rain so I needed to build a bridge.
It's ugly but it didn't cost a dime.
It took me a couple of hours to build, using scraps from the old chicken run and while I toiled I kept thinking,
"How can I sweat this much 
and still remain conscious?"

Back in the cool safety of my home, I continue the process of packing for a women's trip that has been in the planning stages for over a year.
Whenever I travel, I engage in several different activities and therefore need to pack completely different types of gear.  This trip will include a 3 day/2 night kayak adventure in a cool, maritime climate:  VERY specific gear for that.  Then there is the rockhounding portion of the trip: clothes to get muddy in, as well as a rock hammer and chisel.  Oh, and the wineries and the mountain hiking.  
Gonna have to check a bag.
I will have to make sure I get the dachshund out of there before I zip it up.

I wanted to take some homemade athletic snacks with me.
I have never bought a cookbook.
The only cookbook I own is a slim Betty Crocker volume that was given to me for my high school graduation by one of the ladies I worked with in the draperies and linens department at Sears .
Yet, when I saw this cookbook, I was compelled to own it.  It is geared toward elite cyclists and triathletes and therefore doesn't relate to my lifestyle in the least, and the dietary information seems to be written for readers with medical degrees, but I'm tired of eating chips and trail mix while I'm fossiling, and the recipes in the book are quick, easy, nutritious, and designed to travel well and go down fast.  I've made several of the recipes to try them out and they are tasty and easy but I will save them for Florida kayaking; they are designed to travel but not all the way to the Pacific Northwest in a suitcase.

Pennies from the past.
I found these in my change recently and was so excited to see them.  I've always liked coins and up until my 20's it was possible to find the occasional buffalo nickel and silver quarter in my coin purse, but by my 30's, those seemed to have been gleaned from the system and only the rare silver dime and wheat back penny remained.  Those pretty much disappeared from the fossil coin record by my 40's and it was around that time that my home was burglarized and one of the few items taken was the cigar box containing all those wheat back pennies and buffalo nickels.  It could have been worse but it was still a bummer so I'll use these to rebuild my collection.

Pennies from the ocean.
I was recently splashing around in the Gulf at Ft. Myer beach and discovered the ocean floor was COVERED with sand dollars but I think at this stage, they should be called "sand pennies."

Fun with fossils.
Here is one of my latest creations using fossilized coral that I found in the Alafia River.
Such a beautiful material and working on jewelry gives me an excuse to stay inside the air conditioned house.






Friday, August 7, 2015

About those guavas...

Some critter ate 'em!
One day they were there, the next day they were gone.  
I'll worry about that next year because for now, I'm rolling in pineapples
(sounds painful but tastes great)
and the papayas are on line:
Schedule your New Year's Day smoothie now!

My cucuzzi vines are running wild
and I kept walking past, eyes peeled for a harvest of the young gourds.
They are delicious cooked in the Sicilian way with lots of olive oil, garlic, and tomatoes, 
but the vines didn't seem to be producing and I was getting frustrated.
Until I parted the leaves...
The ground is COVERED with cucuzzi that are now far too old to eat!
Lesson learned: you gotta wade in and look for them.
At least I will have a big seed crop to share.  

Two words:
Piss.
Vinegar.
This young hen is full of both.  I should video her trying to wrench my fingertips off when I pick her up, but then a friend once told me my nails probably look like the carapace of a beetle.  Yum!

The stacks of granite remnants in my back yard
continue to diminish.
Took the gigantic round wood top off this coffee table that I bought for $5 about 18 years ago, 
and replaced it with a streamlined square of granite.
A breath of fresh air!
And why, oh why did it take me so long to buy a rice cooker?!
Talk about streamlined: crazy easy and only $15.
It just keeps getting better!

I recently traveled to Minnesota,
and while in Minneapolis, I visited a small Russian art museum.
I was transfixed by this painting:
I wonder what would happen if I won the lottery and took this picture to a renowned interior decorator and said, "This is what I want for my house."
I'm trying to picture it now. :-)